REVIEW: “The Virgin Miracle” by Rob Rosen
Two strangers on a plane, one heading to Paris, the other Barcelona, both trying to get to their families in time for the holidays. It’s Christmas Eve, and all they have in common is a connection through London. When flights get delayed and cancelled, that connection goes beyond an airport, a terminal, and a secluded meeting room. And for Lance and Bruce, Christmas morning will hold even more joyous miracles.
It’s never a good sign when twenty-two pages is waaaay too long. No. No, that’s not good at all.
Then again, as I try and find any highlights, I’m thankful it was only twenty-two pages.
I had numerous problems with this kinky tale but my biggest was the sex. To be blunt, it was icky.
Considering the story was essentially two sex scenes, this is a major problem. There are some descriptions that I find unpleasant duringnekkid time and if piss-slit wouldhave been included, all of them (plus a few new additions) wouldhave been checked off the list. I could tell you some of the shuddering moments, but I’d rather not relive them.
Next, the writing.
Can something be underwritten and overwritten at the same time? Apparently, it can.
Finally, the story was hardly a story.
To give you a run down….
The Virgin? Was only the airlines.
The MC’s? Two strangers who exchange handsies in the bathroom. Things are-a-plopping….it was anything but hot.
Flights are delayed and on their layover round two occurs- it was even worse.
Frankly I’m shocked a condom was included here. Naturally hand sanitizer is equal to lubrication as it is in protection, right?
Sorry…that was cheeky of me.
I don’t know what else to say…I know one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Who knows, maybe this will sparkle for someone, but that someone wasn’t me.
RATING: 2 STARS
Title: The Virgin Miracle
Author: Rob Rosen
Release Date: December 1, 2014
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